tastefullyoffensive:
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january:
okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far
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february:
well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done
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march:
lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
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april:
awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all
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may:
mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen
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june:
since when is it summer
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july:
blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging
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august:
i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg
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september:
take me back to the fucking summer
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october:
HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
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november:
everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer
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december:
chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.
freakyroofing:
ive never been in love but i imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
yugoslavic:
when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
steferine:
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once